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1. 1. “Hi, I’m Britney Spears”

2. 2. “You can call me Brit.”

63 Awesome Things Said By Britney Spears

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4. 4. “I go through life like a karate kid.”

5. 5. “I could kick any boy’s ass!”

6. 6. “I’m awesome!”

7. 8. “Be nice! Or else…”

8. 9. “Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you, I’m out.”

9. 10. “You’re sweet.”

10. 11. “Love is a cool thing, but it’s something that you work at.”

11. 12. “I think everybody should be pro love.”

12. 13. “I think everyone should be treated equally.”

13. 14. “Obviously!”

14. 15. “Marry Prince William? I’d love that. Who wouldn’t want to be a princess?”

15. 7. “Chocolate for me is just like an orgasm”

16. 16. “My god, I hate fuckin’ waitin’.”

17. 17. “It sounds like to me that you’re running away from your problems…”

18. 18. “I always listen to ‘NSYNC’s Tearin’ Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.”

19. 19. “I eat like a horse.”

20. 20. “Excuse me, where is your loo?”

21. 21. “A turd!”

22. 22. “I used to be a pretty cool chick”

23. 23. “People shave their heads all the time.”

24. 24. “I had totally lost my way. I lost focus. I lost myself.”

25. 25. “You do something wrong, you learn from it, you move on.”

26. 26. “Now I’m okay.”

27. 27. “I don’t really have time to sit down and write. But when I think of a melody, I call up my answering machine and sing it, so I won’t forget it.”

28. 28. “Grammy’s can kiss my ass!”

29. 29. “I’m serious, you should put ranch dressing on it.” (On pizza?) “Ya, it’s delicious, you should try it!”

30. 30. “My family, we’re so southern and ghetto”

31. 31. “Christina Aguilera and I are friends no matter what the media makes up.”

32. 32. “She (Christina) comes up to me in a club in front of all these people and tries to put her tongue down my throat!”

33. 33. “When someone has been rude to you so many times, it’s like, ‘You know what, Christina, I’m really not about the fake … anymore.’ “

34. 34. “You’re scary and I feel really dark when I’m around you.”

35. 35. “She probably needs to get laid.”

36. 36. “I don’t listen to rap music.”

37. 37. “When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear me but they’re not really listening.”

38. 38. “This is the Poo Cocktail Supreme”

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